April 25th, 2005
All About the Scooter
If you know anything about me, it’s that I love scooters. I drive this to work each day, and also own one of these, and I wrote a column about scooters called “Why Geeks Love Scooters” for ZDNet that was so popular it was posted in the break room at Apple, I was told.
Today I found a great history of the scooter in of course, the geeky web magazine/website, Gizmag. Here’s a little about the Vespa and then you can click over and read the whole history. Great piece!
“The scooter was invented in 1947 as a low cost alternative to the automobile in war-ravaged Europe – it was designed as transport for the masses and it caught on so quickly that it became one of the great transport phenomena to sweep the world in the 20th century. The Vespa (which means “wasp” in Italian) was the result of Enrico Piaggio’s determination to create a viable alternative to the automobile for the masses. As the war drew to a close, Enrico studied every possible solution to get production in his plants going again.
“A motor scooter was produced, based on a small motorcycle made for parachutists. The prototype, known as the MP 5, was nicknamed “Paperino” (the Italian name for Donald Duck) because of its strange shape, but Enrico Piaggio did not like it, and he asked Corradino D’Ascanio to redesign it.
“But the aeronautical designer did not like motorcycles. He found them uncomfortable and bulky, with wheels that were difficult to change after a puncture. Worse still, the drive chain made them dirty. However, his aeronautical experience found the answer to every problem. To eliminate the chain he imagined a vehicle with a stress-bearing body and direct mesh; to make it easier to ride, he put the gear lever on the handlebar; to make tyre changing easier he designed not a fork, but a supporting arm similar to an aircraft carriage. Finally, he designed a body that would protect the driver so that he would not get dirty or disheveled. Decades before the spread of ergonomic studies, the riding position of the Vespa was designed to let you sit comfortably and safely, not balanced dangerously as on a high-wheel motorcycle.”
Read the Complete History
Read Alice’s Column, “Why Geeks Love Scooters”

Gadgets are supposed to make you smart and efficient communicators, but researchers have a different story to tell. According to a study sponsored by HP (no wonder they fired Carly if HP was wasting money on these lame studies.) email distractions can cause a 10 point drop in your IQ, or double what smoking pot will do. Alice’s Demi Rant: I am not sure why they keep doing these stupid studies - talking on a cell phone while driving makes your responses equal that of an 80 year old, texting while walking makes you stagger like a drunk and so on. We get it! Why don’t we all just accept that using devices that make you do more than one thing at the same time will cause you to lose focus - I have called myself a “scattered freak” for years. That’s just the reality of the gadget era. Or maybe being hyper focused is just different, so chill out, man.
Calling All Research (and Carpeting) Experts: I don’t usually get too personal here but I have a pretty awful situation I could use some technical help with. Or maybe it’s chemical or scientific help. Here’s the story:
Not sure about you, but I turned my PC around years ago.
Did you know that DRAM prices have fallen over 40% this year? Sounds pretty good. But did you know that if you can hold out on a new system or memory upgrade a few more weeks, even lower prices are just around the corner?




