On the Heels of Roomba — But for Grass

What, you say? You have no more desire to walk a mower across your lawn than you did a vacuum across your floor? Fear not! Here comes RoboMower RL850-04!!

* Cuts up to 10,800 square feet on a single 24-hour charge
* Onboard sensor/bumper avoids obstacles and navigates slopes
* Built-in child safety lock; 5,800 rpm blade speed

What? You blew that spare $1,700 on senseless stuff like a new laptop? For shame, for shame…. (For a little less, you can get a 5-speed riding mower. Sure, you can’t sit back in your hammock, but you can sure scare the heck out of the squirrels…)