Alice’s Cell Phone Problem Exposed!!

It may seem like a cell phone, it may look inviting enough to pick up and make a call with it. But don’t!! That’s no cell phone, it’s a 180,000 volt stun gun! Yes, a STUN GUN! Could this be the reason why 83 people out of some 100 million have experienced violent reactions from the supposed cell phones? Could some nefarious neighbor, friend, or (gasp!) relative have switched the victim’s poor harmless cell phone with this blazing beast of electrical bolts? If none of the incidents occurred in New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Michigan, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, or Hawaii, where these deadly stun gun phones cannot be shipped, it’s quite probably the answer to Alice’s post below.

So, next time you stick something in your ear, look first and be sure it won’t end in a shocking encounter!