December 23rd, 2003

Mad Cow in Washinton state!!!!!!!

After ravaging England and parts of Europe, has Mad Cow disease come to the United States? One cow in Washington state was diagnosed with the deadly ailment. Agriculture officials said their first clue was that the animal couldn’t walk to the slaughter house, effectively dead cow stumbling. Why the animal was slaughtered at that point is still a mystery to many with functional brains. The farmer who owned the cow had an alternative idea. “Being here in Washington state, we use a Microsoft Windows XP driven computer to control our milking stations. I distinctly remember that morning. The computer crashed in the middle of the milking cycle, causing the milker to operate at 5 times its normal speed. Well, I reckon old Bessy never did get over that.”

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