Feds busts money scam!

Federal agents seized $2.4 billion in counterfeit money on Tuesday from a van parked in a lot adjacent to one of a photocopying giant Kinkos’ outlets. Said one unnamed source, “We received a tip yesterday evening and found this vehicle when we arrived here on scene. Inside are 40 boxes cleverly marked ‘Fed Ex Sat Delivery’ in an attempt to disguise the bogus cash as legitimate commerce. Luckily, whoever was supposed to pick up the stash was late.”