Geek Joke of the Month

Two atoms walk into a bar, walk up to the counter, and sit down on bar stools. Suddenly, one of the atoms jumps off his stool, pats himelf down, looks all around the ground and mumbles, “Damn!”
“What’s the matter,” asks his friend.
“I lost an electron,” replies the first.
“Are you sure,” his friend inquires.
“I’m positive,” he answers.