Ultimate Mystery Spam

Alice’s Rant of the Week: We all get way too much Spam to comment on it anymore. What’s left to say after you’ve wittnessed money scams, illegal drug offers, plus the occasional porn blast that makes its way across your preview pane every day.

And yet…today I received this. (see above)

There is so much that can be said, but for starters, what the hell is this? (If you speak this language, please send a translation) And who were they hoping to snare with this grainy, ugly graphic. And most of all, why me?? Why?