Sperm may damage mobile phones

In an adjunct to a story published here earlier this week, the SCCA (Sperm Content Center of America, not the Sports Car Club of America, although…) has issued preliminary results of a 5 year study. Cautioning that the conclusions may be premature at this point, an SCCA spokesperson claims that sperm can damage cell phones.

Exact areas of damage and testing methodologies (thankfully) were not immediately available however, consumers were advised to keep cell phones out of pockets or belt holsters during Happy Hour or office parties and noted that condoms significantly reduce the risk for both flip and vertical style phones. In a related story, Trojan has announced the availability of both flip and vertical style condoms, both with an antenna reservoir.