May 10th, 2006
Draw a Pig Personality Test
By Alice Hill
RealTechNews
Ah…the Internet. Where else can you find such strange ways to dissect your personality for free? Case in point: today I tried drawing a pig. (My mouse jumped when the phone rang and I accidently drew a weird line, but luckily that didn’t seem to affect my score.) Note: don’t read the results below if you plan to try it otherwise you’ll be tempted to cheat. Looks like I am emotionally naive with a great sex life.
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!
Click Here to Draw Your Own Pig
Source: Drawapig.desktopcreatures.com
We Say: Oink! Post your analysis once you take the test.
anonymous says:
my husband and I took this test several years ago and he drew a pig with NO ears. I drew one with a long tail; guess that’s why I keep him around. :^P
May 10th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Lewie says:
Not to pry, Alice, but I’m thinking the applet mistook your “phone start” line as the tail. In reality it looks like your tail is fairly short and definitely kinky.
May 10th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Alice says:
Maybe I should count the long line instead?
May 10th, 2006 at 9:20 am
Lewie says:
In your dreams (…maybe. Like I said, I hate to pry).
May 10th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Thom says:
Lewie, the site doesn’t evaluate the pig. You have to tell it what you drew. Whcih means that Alice thinks that’s a large tail, which might say a bit more about her sex life…
May 10th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Alice says:
I am so scared by this thread after the last flame war over the toilet tank sink.
//she ducks and blushes
May 10th, 2006 at 11:09 am
John Corliss says:
What a crock. PIGS HAVE SMALL TAILS! I doubt if many people will draw them with large ones.
May 11th, 2006 at 5:27 am
Ponch Villa says:
http://www.veryliberating.com
May 11th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
shinex says:
I drawed a lucky pig,with one smile tooth:)
July 20th, 2006 at 1:02 am
Gavin says:
Try this hilarious new online dating website…turn your volume control up and laugh all the way to love ! lol this is so funny!
September 5th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Kelvin Chan says:
OMG … the description really matches my life to the T. Pretty awesome this little pig site. =)
October 31st, 2007 at 7:52 am
weeee says:
www.timeforgoogle.com
February 7th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Phoenix says:
Yall are really funny and my tail was really long but my ears were short
March 21st, 2008 at 8:20 am
emily says:
i love pigs all pigs but not bacon dont kill pigs!!!! sigh i love them
April 11th, 2008 at 5:37 pm