April 25th, 2006
It’s Official: People Will Do Anything for an iPod
By Alice Hill
RealTechNews
I have officially seen it all. True, the Web does makes an excellent marketplace, and electronics are a popular items for sale online, but what if you could create a marketplace where people desperate for iPods can sell their services in exchange for literally used goods?
Think I’m joking? Here’s a request on SpyMac:
Pretend you’re my fiance
I need a guy to pretend he’s my fiance and take me (I’m the one on the left) to my family reunion this June in NY. My parents are pressuring me to get married to a high-paid guy like my sisters but I dont want to. They give me a monthly allowance and I don’t want it to get cut off. This is a 1time thing but I may neeed you again in the future. I know it sounds pathetic but I think we can have fun doing it. There’s an open bar, so hahaha!
Or this one for for an iPod nano ( a nano??) :
Walk down the street naked
OK, so I have an extra iPod nano and want to see something funny done for it. If you walk down the street naked with the words “I’m doing this for a free iPod” on your back and video tape it, I”ll send you this new in box black nano. Make sure you only videotape it from the back so we can share the video on spymac (frontal nudity not allowed). haha, girls are preferred but a guy will do too. Looking fwd to this!
We Say: What else can we say?
View More iPod “Offers” Here
Source: Spymac
Friend of City22's Mom says:
Dear City22,
I’m a friend of your mom, she’s a nice lady. She knows all about this little ruse of yours, she still wants to give you your allowance, BUT she is counting on your date being real hittable, a real hunk, and the hunkier the better. Buns of Steel we are talking here. If you bring a drunken guitar player with an iPod stuck to his temple, forget it. Allowance is gone.
April 25th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
floor-9.com says:
The Free Laptop Continues
I’m 16 / 19 for the free MacBook Pro. Everything that needs to be done, HAS been done. It’s now just a matter of waiting for the vendors themselves to report back to the marketer. But no matter what, at least I’m not this desperate…
April 25th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
pimpdaddy says:
How about you just get a job, stop mooching off your parents(who should have cut you off a long time ago), and grow the hell up?
April 25th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
drghrtftrfh says:
I would do either of those in a heartbeat for a free iPod.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
KingOFthePOOPeaters says:
I work for City22.
So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.
Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.
But trust me…. You don’t.
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.
This is how bad info gets passed around.
If you dont know about the topic….Dont make yourself sound like you do.
Cuz some farkers beleive anything they hear.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Chris Schaefer says:
Ipods are for noobs, and clearly these people are noobs. I think we got a match.
April 25th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Deevo says:
I think city22’s offer sounds quite enticing. Pity anyone who could pass themselves off as “high-paid” except for hookers most likely has there own iPod already.
April 25th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
JayOne says:
Is this a joke. I might slam a beer for an Ipod, but there is much better players out there.
April 25th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
KipperM says:
Get the hell over iPods people and go pick yourself up a Zen from Creative.
April 25th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Kevin Nestor says:
Hey I will do either of those things, post back here on how to begin.
April 25th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
warpus says:
I shaved my back for an ipod once.
April 25th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Jack Johnson says:
I shaved my balls.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:46 am
petah says:
I’d do the top one. But only in her pooper!
April 26th, 2006 at 2:48 am
she told me GBTW! says:
Get the Creative Zen Xtra, 60gig…MUCH cheaper in price than an iSTINK and features a removable battery.
these people are pathetic. nothing worse than someone who is not in high school being supported by their parents! get a job and get a life!
April 26th, 2006 at 6:09 am
Samuel says:
City22 is a spoiled trust fund bitch who thinks nothing of lying and deceiving her overly generous parents. They should cut this cunt off and let her earn her keep in society.
April 26th, 2006 at 6:17 am
pooper says:
Hey, leave me out of this. - The Pooper
April 26th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Todd says:
City22 how is it that a hot young blond has to give away an iPod just to get a date to reunion. Maybe if you didn’t have to fake being engaged then you would have more time to find a good guy and really enjoy the reunion. I don’t know anything about you but based off your picture I would date you in a second. Its too bad isn’t it?
April 26th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Kelly says:
So City22 expects some guy to pay to go to NY, perhaps multiple times for a freakin Ipod?….yeah..if you get a guy willing to do this, most likely he won’t pass off as too bright a fellow, because he wouldn’t be. Now if she pays ALL expenses and gives up her holes…all her holes..it may..just may be a decent deal..but I would still rather see her folks cut the spoiled bitch off.
Torso
April 26th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Hugh Wang says:
Hopefully in a few years when you`re homeless living under the turnpike the iPod will still be functional.
April 26th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Chaositect says:
I’d probably do that on a lark. Sounds like it could be fun, except for the whole “shallow stupid stunt” and that “hanging around with morons who think the dollar is worth losing integrity for”. I guess I’m out… And the outside hawt is vastly overshadowed by the inner noob. I don’t think I could survive a single conversation…
April 26th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Neal says:
hell, she’s a cutie - I’d go to her parents with her w/out a free iPod in the mix
April 26th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Siderius says:
I don’t know if you all know this but In HOLLAND a polish guy murderd a dutch man for his IPOD. I think that’s to extreme but it really did happen!
May 3rd, 2006 at 6:16 am
Bugs Bunny says:
City22’s plan is like something from the 3 Stooges. I
‘d do it but not to get an iPod. I’d do it simply to foul her in every way possible including a Cleveland Steamer just to show her that money isn’t everything. Maybe a Brown Necktie or an Angry Dragon would knock her back to reality. Maybe then she would realize that eventually mommy and daddy will die and she’ll be lonely, old, wrinkled, and without a gravy train.
Nice move to trade in any sense of decency and humility to get some $$$ from your parents. Damn, you certainly are the one that got away!!! I almost wish I could go to this reunion just to watch your plan fall apart quicker than a Chinese motorcycle.
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