November 15th, 2005
VroomBox Emulates Muscle Cars
By Alice Hill
RealTechNews
It must be car gadget day here at RealTechNews, but I found another one that had me laughing and secretly wanting to place an order. Basically the VroomBox, let’s you amplify the sound of your engine to match the noise generated by muscle cars and other hot rods and fantasy vehicles. The sound gets sent out from hidden speakers under your car. Just picture the people in the lane next to you when you roar up in your Honda sounding like a Pontiac GTO. Sacrilege! $159 not counting amplifier and speakers.
VroomBox utilizes a powerful microprocessor to digitally recreate the sound of 15 different cars and fantasy vehicles, and play them through speakers under the car. It even includes special effects such as screeching tires and turbo blow-off valves that trigger automatically. And you can download more cars and effects from the web…the VroomBox monitors your engine’s RPM and load constantly, so when you step on the gas or shift gears, your new engine sound follows perfectly. Source: Vroombox.com via Red Ferret Journal
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Anon says:
Only Honda owners. Don’t forget 100lbs of bodykit and NOS stickers to go along with that p.o.s.
Seriously, its sad people will buy that.
November 15th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
Carlover says:
Yo yo I just beat that Ferrari with my VroomBox-powered Tercel. I sound-smoked that car for ten minutes. When a Corvette came by, I smoked that one, too.
I have not started on that Boeing 747 that I saw at LAX.
I OWN the street with my VroomBox y’ll.
November 15th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Alice says:
Word
November 15th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
YO MOMMA says:
NOW I SOUND LIKE A BIG MAN FARTING DOWN THE STREET INSTEAD OF A LITTLE ASAIN KID FARTING DOWN THE STREET , COOL.
November 15th, 2005 at 5:05 pm
Sean says:
I drive a Honda Prelude, and I’d jsut like to say that, for the record, I think the “vroombox” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ver seen. Just gotta defend the H.
November 15th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Jake says:
Its not all Honda owners that our a disgrace, its just the 16-25 year olds that we all know and despise. They’re everywhere. Just look for the 95 civic with stickers, 4″ fart can, and a body kit stapled on that wasnt even made for their car. Those are the people buying these things.
November 15th, 2005 at 5:26 pm
CHRIS says:
REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CAR SOUND MEEN LET ALONE DRIVING SKILLS BRING IT ON BITCH
November 15th, 2005 at 5:39 pm
Senses Fail y0 says:
Wow, that sounds like an awesome piece of technology, I’m going to ask my mommy for one for Christmas!!! Cool!!!!!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
JDM Bandwagon Whore says:
My Honda is going to sound so cool, I can drive around racing everyone and drifting my FWD car!!! Yes!!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
kiefer C says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO’S THE FOKTARD THAT INVENTED THIS??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAA
i’m buying this baby as soon as i get some dough….that shitz tyte yo!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:02 pm
EazyEzcape says:
You know you have a sweet blog when you start to see posts on Fark.com. That is where I notcied this post. Well done Alice!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:15 pm
Chris' mom says:
Real men know how to spell “mean” and turn off their caps lock too. But seriously, BubbRubb is jealous. Roflcopter.
November 15th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
Fucktard says:
This is just fucking pathetic.
November 15th, 2005 at 6:21 pm
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November 15th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
eL says:
This might enhance my engine and allow me to REALLY feel the VTEC sound!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
si0385 says:
RICE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL… i wanna see somebody with this so i can kick there bumper in…
November 15th, 2005 at 6:43 pm
domestic driving mother fucker says:
This is awesome
I will finally be able to get a my 89 notchback mustang with a 351 to sound like a piece of shit honda. And when every idiot honda driver looks under my hood, i’ll slam it down on their head. While their trapped in my massive engine bay, i’ll steal their wallet, and drive off in reverse!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
Chris says:
I’m here to vouch for the product. It works well.
Can’t tell you guys how many chicks this has $159 device has thrown my way!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:50 pm
Fw190bvi says:
omg. i added this amazing thing to my accord, and swear to god it FELT faster. not just that, i took it took the track and OMG. i ran a 15.80 instead of a 15.81 in the quarter mile. that means i gained at least 100 “horsepower.” all the guys asked me what was under the hood…1 word, HEMI!!!
November 15th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Chris says:
You guys are ricers for bashing on new tuner technology.
November 15th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Rod says:
wtf is this?
November 15th, 2005 at 7:20 pm
Heather says:
> Comment by Chris — November 15,
> 2005 @ 6:50 pm
>
> I’m here to vouch for the
> product. It works well.
>
> Can’t tell you guys how
> many chicks this has $159
> device has thrown my way!
OMG, Chris, is that you? I thought I was the only one! You called me your “special butterball” and said that the sound my thighs made when they chafed against each other turned you on.
November 15th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
Shinerider says:
I just made a Viper look like a weasel in my Neon thanks to the Vroombox!!! If only they made these for Mountain Bikes.
November 15th, 2005 at 7:50 pm
Clark says:
What happens if you put the VROOMBOX in a Pontiac GTO? Do you get super great funspeed?
November 15th, 2005 at 8:34 pm
mtpktz says:
m4d vt4k!1!!1 y0!1!
November 15th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
Rice man says:
time to trick out my golf cart
November 15th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
Aaron says:
Whoever invented this should die in a horrible fire. Twice.
November 15th, 2005 at 9:27 pm
Bill says:
No, three times sounds better.
November 15th, 2005 at 9:44 pm
Chris says:
I can’t believe that people actually buy that kind of stuff.
November 15th, 2005 at 10:07 pm
Monk says:
This is probably the most asinine thing I’ve heard of yet. I’m going to laugh the first time some kid pulls up next to my shop car that has over 400, 000 miles on it and I still hand him his a##. Why? If you want your car to sound like the real thing sell you piece off, get a job, and build you a real car. Nuff said
November 15th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
Maurice says:
Need one for my Plymouth Breeze.
Hell yeah.
November 16th, 2005 at 4:22 am
Adam says:
I’m speechless, actually. I just swallowed a little vomit.
November 16th, 2005 at 5:51 am
Elroy "Bubba' Jetson says:
I drive a Honda Civic and this is just what I have been Dreaming about having. I now can pull up next to a GTO and make him Fear my car, those Big Bully’s won’t be Pushing me around anymore, maybe they will let me into their Club now..Woohoo, Thanks Varoom Box for making my Dream come true.
November 16th, 2005 at 5:57 am
Mooshoo says:
I wonder if this would work on VW bug too.
November 16th, 2005 at 6:25 am
realist says:
they should have taken that technology and used it for noise cancelation instead of noise creation..
November 16th, 2005 at 6:49 am
I'm required says:
I’ll put that in my CIVIC =)
November 16th, 2005 at 7:16 am
I'm required says:
AND MY CIVIC IS THE MOST BETTER!!! Yeah…
November 16th, 2005 at 7:18 am
Vkoslak says:
I’ll get this for the neighbor kid’s bigwheel.
November 16th, 2005 at 7:21 am
grand master weege, BIATCH! says:
probably the greatest invention since d batteries for hookers.
November 16th, 2005 at 8:57 am
Porsche Guy says:
Oh my god. I can’t believe it. After all of that work that I have done to my Porsche to out perform these “SEMA Superstars” who believe the movies “the Sad and Rediculous” and “2 Sad 2 Rediculous”, which were SEMA sponsored poor remakes of the original “Fast and Furious” from the 50’s. NOW they have this new device which will be hit of the next SEMA show. I guess that I’ll have to go ahead and buy some better speakers for my car too. I can probably find it in Autozone next to the neon tubes.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:09 am
Hog Whitman says:
I almost hate to admit this, but I “invented” this over 10 years ago. The tech was there at the time, but too inaccessable for a slacker like me to follow through on.
Shows to go ya.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:12 am
Tony says:
Wow, but I can I make my Mustang GT sound like a VTEC with this…if I could that would be sweet! I’ll add this to my christmas list along with the turbonater, and exhaust spinners.
I’ll be the shizz, yo!
November 16th, 2005 at 9:23 am
Robert Van Winkle says:
Yo VIP let’s kick it
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull’s eye the kid don’t play
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin’
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I’m cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain’t quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll and it’s time to go solo
Rollin’ in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I’m heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous ’cause I’m out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they’re so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue’s packed
I’m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed ’cause I’m a lyrical poet
Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
‘Cause my style’s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I’d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let’s get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
November 16th, 2005 at 10:37 am
DeadFish says:
I cant wait for a hacker to jack the box, and make some ricers car sound like a damn Ice Cream truck.
November 16th, 2005 at 11:16 am
o2bmallorysdad says:
‘Ya know, for just a few dollars more I could purchase a REAL exhaust. Same basic effect, but with less wires.
BTW - Where do you install the amp and speakers??
November 16th, 2005 at 11:32 am
crazycanuck says:
If you want a badass 4 banger import it better ride on 2 wheels and rev to 14,000rpm
November 16th, 2005 at 11:48 am
LincolnLSC5pnt0 says:
BWHAHAHA, whats the world comming to…cant wait im going to buy a honda just to have this…”sarcasm”
November 16th, 2005 at 11:57 am
mprziv says:
Oh NO3S!!! teh SRT-4’s will be sooooo fucking fast now.
November 16th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
Arrgorn says:
OMG it willnever beat out the sound of my Mustang’s V8 with the long tube headers, X-pipe and flowmasters, stupid ricers buy the v8 it so worth it
November 16th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
speedracer says:
I bet it can’t make your car shake like a REAL exhaust would! Give me a break.
November 16th, 2005 at 12:44 pm
da_dip_sh!t says:
wow… what if you put bigger speakers and an aftermarket amp on it…hmmmmmmmmmm
November 16th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
they call me "hardass" says:
yall gotta get this shit, seriously man, i come up 2 tha light and rev dat shit up, man they scared. Dis wit a whistle tip, now ya talkin, gott it on ma’ Storm, plus i don’ race NEmore cause they shit out once they jus hear me, now if only i had a dick…
November 16th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
tar tar says:
This is the most retarted thing i’ve seen! WTF some stupid rice boys need to get a god damn life!! if i want the 4 cyl, turbo sound i drive my thunderbird, if i want to hear the sound of the lovely thing called FLOWMASTERS on a real car with balls, than i go get in my Buick…. OH and for the fag that says men can’t make car noises….. Wanna bet? Ill bet you a million i can make a few…. pick the car, a new Lightning/Cobra, a 5.0 mustang, a turbo 4 popper, a BOV, whatever… i can make some car noises. Peace, fags.
November 16th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
NJXJWJ says:
It’s like putting perfume on a pig.
November 16th, 2005 at 2:23 pm
cerially says:
The rumble and rasp of a real muscle car is an awe-inspiring experience. You don’t just hear it… you feel it in your chest, it gets down your throat, and it gets your blood pumping with adrenaline.
I don’t understand why everyone is so negative about this… It’s like the real thing, only so much better. Some kid slaps this on his ’sick’ (that’s a good thing, right?) Civic, and you get the exciting muscle-car experience when he drives by. Only, 5 minutes later you still get to hear it, because he’s still only two blocks away.
All show and no go is seriously underrated. If it ‘goes’, you aren’t around to see the chicas swoon, right?
November 16th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
Tdotmaximadotcom says:
“break beats”..
‘VROOM BOX,, ME-A-GWAN-GETTA-VROOM-BOX,
ME A DRIVE A COROLLA,
NEED IT FOW THA VRROOM VROOM,
GWAN GET SOME PUM PUM,
DIS CHINY BOUY NA LET YOU DOWN NAW,
ME GWAN BE A STAR NAW,
HOOK ME UP WITTA FREEBE,
CAUSE NO HOMO WOULD EVA BUY DIS!!
November 16th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Homeslice says:
American cars are trash compared to Japanese. They should invent a box to make them sound like Japanese cars so they can roll down tha street pretending they are superior Japanese cars. That’s the only way these rednecks could pick up chicks. First they would have to brush their teeth and wear something better than a wife beater though.
November 16th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
CIA says:
I have one on order. I don’t know why you guys are making a big deal. It makes your car sounds so much better. This is good for the light mods. I’m going to put this in my rsx. I have everything already put in place and im waiting for the part to come in.
November 16th, 2005 at 5:51 pm
JackRabbit says:
Are you kidding me? Who the hell would buy that shit. Btw your rsx does need it so you can think its fast.
November 16th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
Uncle Ben says:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG…will this add alot of horsepower and a crazy torque curve…how about vtecH????
my b16 is gonna sound sweet y0!!!1one!
November 16th, 2005 at 7:22 pm
Rick says:
Some people on here are kidding about buying it… that’s good.
Some are really serious and can’t wait till they have the cash for their rice machine… that’s pathetic!
November 16th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
killrice says:
Who the hell would ever buy that piece of junk. It just goes to show you that ricers wish they were as cool as american muscle b/c theres obviously a market for that thing. Japanese cars are slow and have now reached a new low
November 16th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
Hondaluva says:
STUPID!
November 16th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
Homeslice says:
When will America ever produce a four-cylinder that feels & sounds good at high rpm’s? Sorry but the Ecotec engine doesn’t.
November 16th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Chris says:
This will be so sweet….too bad I won’t be able to hear it once I put it on. It will make my car faster than the speed of sound!!!
November 16th, 2005 at 10:30 pm
IWANTAVROOMBOX says:
Wow we can perform open heart surgery and the best thing we can come up with is something that makes your car SOUND fast? sweet! sign me up! There’s no replacement for displacement.
November 17th, 2005 at 1:46 am
Aaron says:
Dis is da shitz niz yo….. I have one on order and when mine comes, I will be one leetz internet race E thug yo, Dis will go great on mi lumina now I won’t have to hear the shitty sound of my crappy headers….. Bling o bling booooooooy!!!
Da Vrooom box pw0ns u all!!! LOL!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTYONE111!!!1!
November 17th, 2005 at 5:19 am
pappy says:
Now I don’t have to spend 8000 grand to compensate for a small pecker!
November 17th, 2005 at 6:12 am
OMGNOOB says:
OMG Noobxors pimzorz..I am gettin dis shizzle for fizzle dis wintizzl you nizzl?
November 17th, 2005 at 9:12 am
damncar says:
i just realized something… it has nothing to do with that pos up there… but ever since the neon srt4 came out… 4 cyl bashing focused on hondas instead of neon.. hmm
November 17th, 2005 at 10:47 am
DSMJim says:
This is hilarious. I hope honda guys put these on their cars or soccer moms mini-vans, thats the shit.
This is right up there with the muffler whistler which makes any shitbox sound like a turbo car or whatever it was.
November 17th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
DSMJim says:
BTW Neons are shitboxes too. SRT-4 is FWD. FWD!!! That means it’s a shit box.
November 17th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
grinchy says:
whistle tip makes the car go woo woooooooooo
let the ricers play, and make some money. good idea
November 17th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
Aaron says:
woo wooooooooooo
Datz tight you… Datz tight
November 17th, 2005 at 5:50 pm
Fast Cavalier says:
I recently purchased and installed this onto my 1993 Chevrolet Cavalier and believe it or not, noone will race me when I have the blow off valve set on the Vvroom box… it’s really awesome, but only 15 sounds.. come on people, you could have included alot more sounds than that. Well it does beat the normal redneck horns.
I just can’t believe this, it’s awesome!
November 17th, 2005 at 6:16 pm
haha says:
haha like my buddy just said if theres the sound of a yugo it will be perfect for that sleeper sound pull up sounding like a yugo haha it would be a great laught but not for the money
November 17th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
Jebus says:
Is it possible to put in on my mountain bike? It’ll be soooooo cool
November 18th, 2005 at 12:31 am
Kappe says:
If it got’s the sound of a Porsche Carrera GT, Pagani Zonda F, Ferarri Enzo and Mercedes/Mclaren SLR I would buy it.. But I don’t think so.
American cars sound F*ckt up TBH! And they really suck.. Who would buy a car that only go’s in a traight line :S
November 18th, 2005 at 1:45 am
boomer says:
homeyslice must be 18 with his first car, lemme guess, an RSX? or mommy’s old beemer toy with plastic wheels
November 18th, 2005 at 3:50 am
Obiwan says:
Wow. Sad thing is these jack asses will sell some of these things. The same assholes will buy them that picked up there neon light kits and racing stickers at autozone. ITs crap like this that makes me want to get out of the car market and into the high performance jet market.
Pure bullshit, marketed to pure morons, made in china, batteries not included.
November 18th, 2005 at 9:40 am
viraj says:
You guys are all mocking this product. Yes, it does totaly suck and i see no need for it, but i know there are a lot of dumb asses that will buy this, whoever made this is going to make a decent chunk of change.
November 18th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
clueless n00b says:
This is really cool… But I think the goverment will ban it because obvously any cars with these installed will no longer pass emission tests. Make a Honda CRX pollute like a mussle car and the cops will revoke your license and make you go to jail. You’d be in real trouble then. Not worth going to prison for.
November 18th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Bochin says:
Yo! this thing is tight I bought one for my Ford Fiesta and it totally sounds like a BOSS 302, It even made my car faster I ate this stupid looking Mitsubishi Evo with a 16 foot wing around the twisties.
November 19th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
D says:
my 5.0 cobra GT would blow all your asses off the road
November 20th, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Other Porsche Guy says:
Wow, now you can boost your HP by turning up the volume! If they spent their money on actual performance instead of some fart tube they might have something that’s half as fast as my 928. Keep wasting your money! I’ll keep wasting you on the street, losers. What a piece of shit…
November 22nd, 2005 at 3:20 am
Tominardo says:
Coooolaboola, this is the shit. You would be better off fixing up the alloy spokes with a playing card and a clothespeg
BBBRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMM
November 22nd, 2005 at 11:32 am
megatron says:
WOW!!!
I had something like this on my raleigh burner back in the day, when i could imitiate shooting grannies and throwing grenades at people..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww pppppuuuquuuocccsshh.
Where do i buy one of these badboys from, as my 1.1 fiesta popular plus just hasnt got the sound on the streets and im only able to pull fat lards.
November 23rd, 2005 at 6:55 am
2point2 says:
IDB is best!
November 24th, 2005 at 8:05 am
Christopher says:
At first I thought this was hilarious, but then I realized it is truely sad.
November 24th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
gas motor scooter says:
gas motor scooter gas motor scooter
July 26th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Silver Smurf says:
Hmm, wonder if it will make my 2007 Honda Accord Hybrid. Sound any better than my gas engine and electric motor does when I floor it and the tires start screeching. Maybe I should put it in my 1972 Honda Coupe (600cc) that has a air cooled motorcycle engine in it.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:45 am
carla white says:
I cant belive the dumb shits on here!! the one who invented this is the one who will be driving the ferrari enzo!! yes the 2.3 mill $ car. what world do you guys live in??? it all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2007 at 5:00 am
JRazz says:
How do you get in contact with VroomBox, all they have is there website E-mail address i never get any response!!! Do they have a telephone #? How the Hell do ya get a Damn V-Box?????
July 15th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
JRazz says:
What is VroomBox’s Home phone ? Whats ther address?????
July 15th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Homeslice's mom says:
(Homeslice says:
American cars are trash compared to Japanese. They should invent a box to make them sound like Japanese cars so they can roll down tha street pretending they are superior Japanese cars. That’s the only way these rednecks could pick up chicks. First they would have to brush their teeth and wear something better than a wife beater though.)
Man you are full of sh!t. I want to burn down the VroomBox factory so those ricer fuckers don’t get to have a fake-ass V8 sound.
September 8th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
rice crusher says:
yeah, homeslice must be driving a fucked-up corolla. Stupid ricer fucker.
September 8th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
I eat v8 says:
It sounds like there’s a lot of jelouse old men driving heavy, loud, slow peices of american made shit. Your (lack of) muscle cars are so loud yet go so slow. They’re descent off the line and yet so slow after 4500 rpm. what gives. I’m tired of you gay old men, (mad at the world cause your old and so is your car) with your small block v8 thats louder than my japanese dream (but not faster by any means) TRYING to race only to see the ass end of my HONDA INTEGRA. If only you could continue to gain power and momentum like my integra that revs very freely to 10k rpm. I EAT V8 all day long you bitter old f#cks. try me. I stay in Riverside (60-91)with a lot of other JAPANESE HOT RODS that will tear you a new ass hole. I run all over V8 like it’s nothing. Maybe you could buy one of these peice of crap boxes to go with your peice of crap that way you could heart that famouse japanese Vtec. Never mind. Call me, I’ll race you. Then you could hear Vtec as your gayness stares at my ass while my honda blows by you.
P.S. Ford is the biggest peice of shit car company known to man. I ‘d rather ride a scooter.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:49 am
I eat v8 says:
hey crushed by rice (I mean gay rice eater) I bet you dont even have a v8 you got a v6 that my daughters power wheel could run circles around. What a red neck! Ricer Fucker? Are you kidding me? Go back to pre school. Then your sexy ass teacher driving an import can tell you that in our case, our four cylinders are faster then your 8. I’m sorry I forgot, you have 6.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:59 am
yousuf faizee says:
if any know plz… tall me where do i buy vroom box . my mail id is yousuffaizee@gmail.com
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April 13th, 2008 at 11:18 am
SOG knives says:
SOG knives…
Interesting ideas… I wonder how the Hollywood media would portray this?…
July 18th, 2008 at 4:12 am
vlady says:
look im no redneck myself
but rice burners are not as fast
and powerful than muscle cars.
lets say a stock skyline vs a stock monaro who would win.
the monaro for sure because
for example a standard r34 gtr
puts out 206kw.a standard monaro puts out 300kw of power.people these days are just stupid jap cars are better muscle cars.no way muscle cars are eight bangers.the bigger the engine the more power the car has.plus a nissan skyline has a measly 2.5
litre engine.a monaro has 5.7 more than twice the size.
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 pm