Talk To Aliens for Only $3.99 A Minute, or Now You Can Also Send them Email

UPDATE: I covered this story about a company that would broadcast your voice into space to talk to aliens for only $3.99 a minute. Today they just added a new bonus feature: you can send email into space too. Unbelievable…..

SEND E-MAIL TO SPACE! BONUS: FREE “Certificate of Interstellar Broadcast” message confirmation certificate! Yes, now you can send an e-mail into the deepest reaches of space! And, for a limited time, we’ll give you a FREE “certificate of Interstellar Broadcast” message confirmation certificate! Using our easy form below, you can compose a message up to 1,000 words in length. Or simply cut ‘n’ paste your message from your favorite Word processor. We’ll then broadcast your message into the cosmos!” Source: TalktoAliens.com

Here’s the original piece

Why Didn’t I Think of This Dept: Sometimes I just cannot believe what people will waste money on. New Scientist has a story on a service that will beam your voice into outer space for the low low price of $3.99 a minute.

“A group of engineers has offered a solution for people who want a direct line to aliens - by broadcasting their phone calls directly into space.People wanting to contact extraterrestrial beings through www.TalkToAliens.com can dial a premium rate US number and have their call routed through a transmitter and sent into space through a 3.2-metre-wide dish in central Connecticut, US.

“The service, launched on 27 February, will cost users $3.99 per minute, says Eric Knight, president of the company. He says that a large radio receiver - like the Arecibo dish in Puerto Rico - situated on a distant planet might be large enough for an alien civilisation to receive the calls. The company is not aiming its antenna at specific stars with the potential to harbour life. Rather, they have opted to track across the Milky Way galaxy to cover a host of nearby stars.

“Christopher Rose at Rutgers University in New Jersey, US, has studied the energy efficiency of beaming radio signals to outer space. He calculated an estimate for New Scientist that, at best, the signal from the phone calls could only be properly received about two light years away.
But the nearest star to our solar system is about four light years away: “Unfortunately, I suspect that customers of this service have little hope of getting their messages across,” Rose says.” Source: New Scientist

Here’s an alternative: how about making a donation to this website and I’ll stand on my deck at night and call out your name?! Or I can email your message with my supergalatic wireless network.