Hilton Hotels to Offer Line-In Alarm Clocks

File this one under “big nothing” in my book. Hilton is installing alarm clocks with a “line in” jack for MP3 players.

Why is this a waste? First, FM transmitters are really only any good in stationary places like a hotel radio of all places, so most people are covered. And second the speakers in those clock radios are garbage.

Note to Hilton: Invest in WiFi for every room and you’ll have happy guests. Offer it for free and you’ll have happy frequent guests.