Gizoogle Hip Hop Search Engine

Feeling lost when rappers start talking the old “Fo Shizzle ma mizzle?” Thanks to technology and a website I can assure you will slapped around by lawyers faster than you can say Booble (the search engine for porn that Google went after big time), it’s Gizoogle.

I ran RealTechnews through the Gizoogle “Translatin’ Page” and my earlier post about attending the DEMO confernce came out like this:

“So I finally gots ta attend tha famous Demo conference this pizzast wizzy as it celebrated 15 years of white-knuckled 6-minute-only live demos wit no Powerpoints permitted. This is where Tivo made its debut, n where over 75 lucky young companies git ta showcase they new technolizzles fo` tha VCs n journalists circl’n tha room like edgy sharks .

“My personal take: I am sorry ta say T-H-to-tha-izzat nuttin’ really grabbed me. There wizzle rappa ta install internet security cams, n coo` presentizzle tools, 3D audio fo` 3G cizzay phone gam’n (uh…hello?) n a bunch of shiznit thizzay didn’t work when tha internet connection went dizzy.”

Word to the street!