By Alice Hill
RealTechNews

Let’s face it, sometimes you do not need technology to solve your problems. Case in point: remembering to drink water. Most people keep a water bottle on their desk, or try and stay hydrated, but the brains at Sportline have come up with a digital water bottle that essentially nags you when you have slid past optimal hydration into…well, into sub-optimal hydration.

Based on beyond-obvious claims (water is good for you) and a panel of “their own doctors” the gang at HydraCoach has decided that you need to park your Perrier in this costly smart bottle in order to maintain your own “personal hydration goals.” Goes on sale December 2006 for $29.95

The HydraCoach® is the worlds first Interactive Water Bottle. It calculates your personal hydration needs, tracks your real-time fluid consumption, paces you throughout the day and motivates you to achieve and maintain optimal hydration. Our Doctors, Nutritionists and Fitness Trainers all recommend that we drink more water yet there has never been a device to help us adhere to the experts recommendations. The HydraCoach® is the only product of its kind and a breakthrough in personal hydration monitoring. Source: Sportline via The RawFeed

We Say: Sub-Optional hydration? Oh noes…….Make it a BeerCoach with a built in breathalyzer and now you’re talking. The water we can handle just fine on our own.

Alice Adds: We thought last week’s Hipster Personal Trailer was the worst use of technology ever, but at least it didn’t involve chips and an LCD read-out. This is just plain wrong. And can you picture mastering the user interface? There are more buttons on the thing than taps on a faucet. I’ll take this instead. Or maybe this!