By Alice Hill
RealTechNews
We normally applaud vehicular innovation – from a flying jet pack, to the latest breakthrough in any technology that can get us from A to B in an interesting way. Until today, that is. The Hipster is a personal trailer you strap to your body and essentially transform yourself into a human mule cart. As Hipster designer Joel Hoag puts it:
The unusual and humorous joining of the human form and an external trailer, normally associated with automobiles, is inspired from my father’s wish to walk across America. This personal trailer launches a new sport, “adventure walking,” and opens a world of possibilities for recreation, travel, sport, and work mobility.
–Hipster I utilizes a single wheel which simplifies and lightens the structure. It is maneuverable and compact.
–Hipster II has two wheels for greater strength and is more appropriate for work and heavier loads. Source: Elsewhere.to via Gizmodo
We Say: Joel keep your day job. You have officially eclipsed the fanny pack as the personal accessory guaranteed to leave you single for long, long, long time.
Holy Shit The Comments on this page made me pee my pants!
Haha, this guy tried to be creative and invent something! What a tool! We should mock him mercilessly, just like those guys who thought it was a great idea to tie bedsheets to a motorcycle engine. What was their name? “Right”, or something like that. Anyway, what a pair of nerds!
Looks like George on comment #39 bought the first one…. or he is inside the bag. Does it come in “kick my ass ” yellow? Yep, that must be the “Pillow Bitter 2000″ nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Can I hook a brake system to my nuts on it? Ok, ok, let’s call it the “RECTAL ROLLER”. or the “Sphincter Speeder”. how about the “FECAL FLYER” or the “Anal Wagon”. OH WAIT!!! It’s like one of those Radio Flyer red wagons with a dork on the front!!!!!
Maybe for a good workout, put rocks in it and throw his ass in a pond.
If you can hook this think to a sweet babe wearing a thong, hmmmm, I might consider riding on it…..
Ok, ok….I am done….sorry George…couldn’t resist bro….
HEY MOM! I JUST CRAPPED A BICYCLE!!!!
I’m not a confrontational man, and I’d HAVE to heckle this ass-clown if I saw him pulling this fag wagon down the street. Refraining form throwing produce at him would be very challenging.
I hope he makes a fortune.
I bet he does.
But, D A M N, if I’d buy one.
This is a owsome fully functional diversified piece of machinery. You humans are just afraid to look smart for once on your life. People need to express thmeselves in a a new fashon. I believe this is something that everyone will see in the future and this guy is just to far ahaed of the game.
Stop acting unintelligent and face your inner fears.
I have my own business I know how hard it can be!
I dunno, I think it’s a good idea. I mean, a backpack puts strain on your back, and you really can’t carry stuff in your arms for long, and it’s a lot easier to pull a cart than push one in front of you.
The idea would be perfect for hiking and camping; put all your stuff in the cart instead of on your back, you’ll probably be able to go farther and need fewer breaks. Or you could use it in conjunction with a backback and carry a bigger tent, better stove, more supplies, etc.
When I was in school, I had to walk a mile to catch a bus, then walk a mile from the bus stop to my house. Carrying a backpack full of books was a real back breaker, something like that fanny trailer would have been a godsend.
Spell check please #57. Thanks!
If that guy’s a ‘hipster designer’ then I’m the ghost of Frank Zappa.
I’ve got it! Drop a 50 cc motor in that baby and presto: Power assisted walking!
Isn’t this kinda what the chinese do to get around? But it’s much bigger and carries people and friut?
Just tie one of those big wagons to your butt, it holds more.
Maybe you could store alot of cool stuff in it, like dungeon&dragons games and pogs. Maybe even dominoes and a blackberry. That would just be really cool, you would get all the chicks.
Hey I bey posters 57 ad 58 have their own FagWags(TM). This could come in handy to help you strengthen your strokes for your buddies after a long night of Dungeans and Dragons…
Too bad this wasn’t out before The 40 Year Old Virgin came out. This “hipster creation” is perfect for such a loser…
okay, best movie ever? star trek. sooo much better than star wars and that big butt gorilla.. k, dorks. figure that one out..
He needs to get laid!
“mooooooooooooo”, the mule agrees.
interesting concept. May not be workable in the city for various reasons – tripping, getting hooked by a car, and evil peoiple sabotaging it – such as the ignorami who have filled this page with insults. It’s one thing to say the idea is bad. It’s another to insult someone based on his appearance. Insulters – get your own lives.
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Ever heard of a bakpack? Those work splendid, as do CARS.
Lot of folks with urinary issues. So, the guy is a geek with mother issues. He has a better than even chance of selling enough of these things to put mother in assisted living and rocking the rafters at the old family home. At least until they are made cheaper in some Asian country
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wow…i pity the people who had the driving urge to leave some unremarkable insult to a person who will most likely never read them. so whose time is wasted now? does it make you all feel bigger? i bet it does… for most of those who wrote insults, your spelling capabilities are, in themselves, an insult to humanity.