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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

The Heat Is On --and you don't want to know where!
If you haven't read Alice's review of the Lapinator, you might want to take a look at it --if you're a guy. (And Alice, you might just want to revisit your thumbs count for the product.)

Late this afternoon, researchers at Stonybrook announced they had completed a study about males who used laptop computers. This was not your gaming, surfing kinda study. This study had to do with male sperm and laptop computers. According to the study, if you use your laptop on to of your lap, you're killing your sperm. The heat generated by the laptop is disintegrating the little guys. To be less than delicate, you're not even shooting blanks. You're not shooting anything. So next time you think Lapinator, don't laugh so hard.


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lol, well you could also just consider it a form of contraception.


 
Let's hope no one confuses a lap dance with a lap top.


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