Saturday, November 06, 2004
Alice in Africa...
Well, Alice is off again. This time to Africa. So I guess that means I'm in charge until she returns. It's probably best if we have some simple guidelines to get us through this vacuous period. I'd like to address all of you, but I'm terrible with names. So, rule #1 is that everyone visiting this blog is named Todd, for now. I also think that Fruit of the Loom underwear is the only real brand of underwear and rule #2 is everyone should be wearing that brand.
I don't care what style you select, that's a personal decision. However, in order to make compliance with rule #2 a simple matter to check, rule #3 is that all underwear should be worn on the outside of your clothing from this point on.
I must stress that Alice will be back out of Africa on or around the 15th so there's absolutely no cause for alarm. Until then, I will periodically post additional rules that I feel might help us all make this blog the best experience possible.
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