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Saturday, November 06, 2004

Alice in Africa...
Well, Alice is off again. This time to Africa. So I guess that means I'm in charge until she returns. It's probably best if we have some simple guidelines to get us through this vacuous period. I'd like to address all of you, but I'm terrible with names. So, rule #1 is that everyone visiting this blog is named Todd, for now. I also think that Fruit of the Loom underwear is the only real brand of underwear and rule #2 is everyone should be wearing that brand. I don't care what style you select, that's a personal decision. However, in order to make compliance with rule #2 a simple matter to check, rule #3 is that all underwear should be worn on the outside of your clothing from this point on.
I must stress that Alice will be back out of Africa on or around the 15th so there's absolutely no cause for alarm. Until then, I will periodically post additional rules that I feel might help us all make this blog the best experience possible.

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No problem... Todd


 
Not to be a whiner, but I thought every one was named Anonymous,
Todd



 
Hey, Bill?

Can we wear Hanes and then just SAY we're wearing Fruit of the Loom? I mean, personally, I find Michael Jordan's endorsement of Hanes to be pretty compelling. I'm still waiting for all the hot chicks to be guessing what kind of underwear I'm wearing, though.

Thanks,
Todd



 
Listen up, Todds. I had a girlfriend, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, who had a female German Shepherd officially named "Lady Anonymous." She called the dog "A. Nonni Moose." It was good dog but a bad break-up so if that's how you want me to think of you... Personally, I think Todd is better.

And Todd, I can grant you an exception for Hanes, but only for the boxers. To get the girls, however, you'd have to become an NBA star and regisiter in a posh motel/hotel in Colorado.



 
I don't know if anybody else noticed, but you "borrowed" the underwear thing from Woody Allen's "Bananas". I think that shows good taste in movies.


 
Does Fruit of the Loom make thong underwear? Does Alice wear a thong?


 
...or underwear.


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